Ayo this nigga Drake CANNOT be serious son....

OH WORD AUBREY?

Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Thor Molecules namsayin. Word. By now yall probably heard bout how this nigga Aubrey actin like he jus gon start catchin bodies if niggas keep talkin greasy bout him. Nah this aint a joke....the nigga actually said that shit son. First off... unless he talmbout catchin bodies how Patrick Swayze had to catch the broad at the end of Dirty Dancing....he need to get the fuck outta here. Im sayin like the shit in the picture rite here son...

But Imma assume that that AINT what the nigga meant. Which means this nigga might be sufferin from Degrassi flashbacks where his character was somebody that the kids at his school mighta took seriously when it came to shit like that namsayin. Not cos he had some credentials that those crackerjack ass muthafuckas had to worry bout...but cos he was a negro. See...to those suburban Canadian white muthafuckas on the show it aint matter if son was a light-skinned fragile nigga wit a feminine demeanor nahmean. To them folks on the show that nigga was as black as a barbecued Kimbo Slice b. And on TV...the black dude is usually only in the script for one of 3 reasons namsayin...either a) he the deadbeat dad of some illegitimate kid or b) he a athlete or c) he got a gun. Plain n simple g. So this nigga got to portray hisself as a threatening individual n shit....which is practically science fiction namsayin. Or to be more specific...he was the scary nigga until he got popped in the hallway by some white dude n became plain ol Wheelchair Jimmy to them honkies....also known as Jimmy the kind n gentle negro wit a heart of gold. Which was probably closer to his real life persona anyway namsayin.  But now this nigga gettin outta line FORREAL son. First off...I blame Wayne for this shit namsayin. Niggas knew son was frontin wit all that fake ass sooowoop Blood shit he was claimin...but that nigga came from the hood b. Matter fact Wayne aint even NEED to claim no set cos that nigga already from one a the most fucked up n most dangerous projects in America yo. Word bond. But when THIS cornball ass nigga started throwin up B's in pictures where was Wayne at son? Why Wayne aint say NAH CHILL THE FUCK OUT YOUNG ANGEL...THAT AINT YOU DAWG...huh? Son shoulda pulled the plug on that shit wit the quickness n slapped that nigga jus for frontin like that nahmean. But he aint do that. Which was his choice yo. BUT now this nigga takin shit to the nex level talmbout he gon catch bodies? Oh word? Actually the first time he mentions niggas gettin killed in the song he was sayin he gon send his goons out. Or  that they jus gon handle that shit n start catchin bodies on his behalf......n not even tell him....cos he sayin he a powerful nigga like that. But then he switched it up in the second verse n said niggas is gon make HIM catch a body. Son...theres a lot a shit niggas would believe you would REALLY go n catch. Bodies jus aint one of em son. Niggas would have a easier time believin that son was catchin butterlies...or catchin measles...or catchin snowflakes on his tongue....or catchin a broads tears wit his pinky....but NOT no damn bodies yo. Stay in ya lane Drizzy. Jus stay in ya comfort zone nahmean. You aint built for all that tough talk yo. Last thing you want is a nigga callin ya bluff son. Stick to what you do best yo.....havin 14 yr old broads daydream bout you showin up at they door wit a rose in ya mouth n a horse n carriage waitin to take yall to a  Build-A-Bear Workshop namsayin. Word.

Aight peace.